
Who the Hell Is His VHSness?
Part VHS prophet. Part video store goblin. All-in on the rewind.
His VHSness is your overcaffeinated spirit guide through the magnetic jungle of ‘80s and ‘90s cinema. Horror? Obviously. But also explosions, androids, bad dubbing, slow-mo roundhouse kicks, and whatever the hell was going on in that one Jean-Claude Van Damme movie with the splits.
He worships practical effects, rewinds trailers for fun, and files movies in his head by cover art. If you’ve ever rented something just because the box looked dangerous, you’re among friends.
Expect genre deep dives, spicy opinions, nostalgic chaos, and the occasional emotional breakdown over a forgotten creature feature.
This is analog cinema. Unfiltered. Unapologetic.
Welcome to the tape cult.
Rewind. Play. Rant. Repeat.
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